Certificate of Death
- Deceased
- the old name (name withheld)
- Known as
- “You know the one.”
- Born
- 20XX
- Died
- 20XX
- Cause
- hosting bills (redacted)
- Last words
- “brb, quick server restart”
- Survived by
- Thousands of players who still bring it up.
Remains: unclaimed. Grave: disturbed.